Uh-oh! Say it isn't 4/20 already!

Today's sloth hasn't finished barricading his door yet! He can't risk being unprotected, not after last year when a bunch of stoned frat boys on spring break poked at him with sticks and covered him with Silly String. Won't you help out by bringing him any large pieces of furniture or padlocks you may have hanging around? It's, like, really urgent.